Dance

Driving home.

Ethan: Mom, what if we lived on a busy street?
Me: I would hate my life. I would head to Vegas.
Stuart: (snicker) What would you do in Vegas?
Me w/ a lil' attitude: I would dance. Like no one was watching. Because no one would be watching.
Ethan: Yeah, here's mom dancing,"OK everyone. Take your places. Places everyone!"

My mouth drops. Eyes narrow. Stuart's rolling. My sides hurt.

Ethan's high voice continues. Clap. Clap. Clap. "Places! Places everyone!"

That cute little stinker.